A minister was planning a simple wedding ceremony for a couple at the close of the Sunday morning service.
After the benediction, he had planed to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.
For the life of him, he couldn't remember the names of those who were to be married.
'Will those wanting to get married please come to the front?' he requested.
Immediately, nine single ladies, three widows, four widowers and six single men stood up and stepped to the front.
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. This is so true. I love to hear them say 'you don't look that old.'
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting for in line. (Mostly because we forgot why we were waiting in line in the first place).