A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.
Before class ended, he went around the room asking students questions from the day's lecture. Of course, he make sure to pick on his tardy pupil.
'And who was it that developed the theories behind communism?' the professor asked.
'I don't know,' the student said.
'Perhaps if you came to class on time, Mr Reebs, you would know,' said the professor.
'That's not true,' the student replied. 'I never pay attention anyway!' He got to stay after class!
Sarah, a new young bride, calls her mother in tears. She sobs, 'Richard doesn't appreciate what I do for him.'
'Now, now,' her mother comforted, 'I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.'
'No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price.'
'Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate,' says her mum. 'Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.'
'No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey. It was the plane ticket.'
'Plane ticket....What did you need an airplane ticket for?'
'Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said: ‘Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska.'