A friend shared the following thoughts, which had been embossed on teeshirts for oldies!
--I thought growing old would take longer.
--When I was a kid I wanted to be older...this crap is not what I expected.
--Of course size matters. No one wants a small glass of wine or a little money.
--Jesus loves you but I’m his favorite.
--You are about to exceed the limits of my medication.
--I am who I am...your approval isn’t needed.
--Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
--If you can’t laugh at yourself, let me do it.
--I may be wrong, but I doubt it.
--At my funeral, take the bouquet off my coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who is next.
--No, I don’t need anger management, but you need to stop pissing me off.
--A little gray hair is a small price to pay for all this wisdom.
--My husband thinks I’m crazy but I’m not the one who married me.