The bad news is that I took the wrong medicine.
The good news is that I don’t have to worry about fleas, ticks or heart worms for three months.
A visiting minister started his prayer during the offertory prayer: 'Dear Lord,' he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, 'Without You, we are but dust...'
He would have continued, but at that moment, one very obedient little girl who was listening carefully, leaned over to her mother and asked in queet audibly in her shrill little girl voice, 'Mommy, what is butt dust?'
Church was pretty much over at that point.
Did you hear about the elementary school's Nativity Play?
Two children are dressed as Mary and Joseph, and they are on their way to the inn in Bethlehem.
Meanwhile on the other side of the stage, a youngster in a shepherd's outfit is on a mobile phone, calling to make a reservation.